After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Blackbriar Singer's Confession
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you simpleton. This joke plays on the Dutch phrase "Ik zorg ervoor," which means "I'll take care of it." But, because you're probably as dense as a brick, the singer is using the similar-sounding phrase to imply something vulgar after sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time. You probably don't get any action. I bet you're still a virgin!