Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Music Jokes
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
Prince, are you there?
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Digga D?
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
