Music jokes
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Who left him hanging?
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yeah yeah.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
"Never gonna give you up."
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.