What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
A bass drum is the boss.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Digga D?
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
