Music jokes

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To fix his flow.

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme Boots.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?

Ice Cream-E

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.

How do rappers stay organized?

With rhyme books instead of planners!

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

So he could drop some WORDPLAY.

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

What is a baby's favorite song?

"Baby" by Justin Bieber.

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

Why is he sooo dam fineee?

What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"

Why are mice bad singers?

They are very cheesy.

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.

I have a trombone.

Despacito.

Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?

He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?