Music jokes
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
"Never gonna give you up."
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Who left him hanging?
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!