Music jokes
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Blueface baby!
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
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I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.