Music jokes
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!