What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.