Music jokes
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
DJ Croos joke.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Memes
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
rocked (DYM 136)
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
And (DYM 106).
"Yo (DYM 107)"