Music jokes
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
rocked (DYM 136)
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.