Music jokes
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.