Music jokes
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Rip Juice WRLD.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.