Music jokes
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
DJ Croos joke.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.