Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
