Music jokes
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Memes
Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.