Music jokes
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
DJ Croos joke.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.