Music jokes
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
What did the DJ name his son?
Eric.
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.