Music jokes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.