Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Imagine being emo
what do u call a emo whos emo
an emo
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
What happens when Stephen Hawkins dies Windows players the shutdown music
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
