Music jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.