Music jokes
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Memes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."