Music jokes
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Who left him hanging?
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.