What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Music Jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
