Music jokes
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"