Music jokes

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

Emo people totally suck!

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!

Nah, they eat emo meals.

What music does a balloon listen to?

Pop music.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."

Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?

Poop Logg.

What do you call a router in a thong?

CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)

I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!

1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?

2nd person: What?

1st person: A pianist.

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

How does an emo greet people?

“What’s down?”

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.