Music jokes
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Memes
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Drake.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.