Music jokes

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."

What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.

Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:

Up

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

Nah, they eat emo meals.

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?

Hairspray.

What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?

"Dust in the Wind."

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?

Poop Logg.

What music does a balloon listen to?

Pop music.

Emo people totally suck!

Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."

Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"