Music jokes
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.