Music jokes
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!