Music jokes
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.