Who left him hanging?
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
