Music jokes
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
DJ Croos joke.
Emo people totally suck!
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Nah, they eat emo meals.