Music jokes
Emo people totally suck!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Let's rock and roll!
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.