Music jokes
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
Memes
Imagine being emo.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Nig
(finish the lyrics)
Like if you are emo.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!