Music jokes
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍