Music jokes
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
I love Hebrew John!
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?