What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Music Jokes
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
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