Music jokes
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.