Music jokes
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.