Music jokes

Imagine being emo.

So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"

What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍

There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.

He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.

The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.

Nig

(finish the lyrics)

Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!

What song does an orphan hate?

"We Are Family."

Like if you are emo.

Who is your mum?

An emo.

What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You give it a little boogie.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.

He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.

You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!

How does a rapper keep track of time?

With his rhyming watch!

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Jay-Z and B.