Music jokes
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Like if you are emo.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Nig
(finish the lyrics)
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."