Music jokes
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.