Music jokes
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Can I get a Hoyah?