Music jokes
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Can I get a Hoyah?
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.