Music jokes
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Yeah yeah.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.