Music jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.