How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
