Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. Emos are known for being angsty and sometimes self-harming, right? So, a "cutting board" is a pun because it sounds like they're running a business based on cutting themselves. Get it? Now go back to listening to My Chemical Romance, you silly goose!