Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Music Jokes
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
