Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
