How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got"
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo"
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
How does a rapper apologize?
With a RAP-OLOGY
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A RAP SCHOLAR
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
