Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.