Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
