Music jokes
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."