What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
"Just ditched a women. Feelin good!" -Techno
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
