Music jokes
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.