Music jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.