Movie jokes
Octopussy.
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.