Movie jokes
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Legally Blonde.