Movie jokes
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Memes
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Legally Blonde.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...