Movie jokes
So cinema.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.