Bruce Willis jokes
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
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