Bruce Willis jokes
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
Is Will Smith a blacksmith?
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Community talk
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