Bruce Willis jokes

what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.