Movie jokes
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Memes
If you read this picture, go get some bleach/holy water.
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.