Movie jokes
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Memes
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!