Movie jokes
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.