Movie jokes
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.