Movie jokes
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
My favorite one 🤣
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!