Movie jokes

*Watches sad movie with family*

Everyone else: *Crying*

Sister: How aren't you crying?

Me: I have no tears left to cry...

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!

To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!

#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?

No, it hasn't come out yet.

How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?

50.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming."

Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL

What movie do orphans hate most?

"Home Alone."

What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.

What was the movie about the dog called?

The woof of Wall Street.