Walker jokes

What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?

Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?

He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."

Why did Paul Walker cross the street?

Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.

Why did Paul Walker drown?

Because he was too busy carpooling.

What is stronger than family?

The tree Paul Walker hit.

Race car backwards is race car.

Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.

Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?

Wrapped around that tree.

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

After all these walkers, you still walk over me.

A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.

Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.

What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?

Walkers.

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?

Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.

What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?

Paul Walker’s Porsche.

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.