Movie jokes
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Memes
HARHARHAR
WALL-E
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.