Movie jokes
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
HARHARHAR
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
WALL-E
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.