Movie jokes
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
WALL-E
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Memes
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.