Movie jokes

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father!"

Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.

Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?

Netflix and alcohol.

What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.

If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.

What is the favorite movie of orphans?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.