Movie jokes

What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?

PG movies.

Why do orphans like Darth Vader?

So he can say, "I'm your father!"

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father!"

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.

Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

WALL-E

What did one orphan say to another?

"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!