Movie jokes
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Why did the cow want to cross the road?
To watch a mooooovie!!