Movie jokes
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
WALL-E
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.