Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Octopussy.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
