Movie jokes
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From the makers of Mangeone...
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Memes
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
WALL-E
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.