Movie Star jokes

Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."

Nurse: *Laughs*

Kid: "Why are you laughing?"

Nurse: "When I get OLDER."

Proceeds to laugh.

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

What is money called in space?

Star bucks.