Movie Star jokes

Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."

Nurse: *Laughs*

Kid: "Why are you laughing?"

Nurse: "When I get OLDER."

Proceeds to laugh.

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.