Movie Star jokes
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
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Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
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What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.