Movie Star jokes
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!