Movie Star jokes
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.