Movie jokes
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Memes
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How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...