Movie jokes

What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

A: I find your lack of face disturbing.

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!

You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suicide Squad.

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?