Movie

Movie jokes

Hollywood

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

Orphan

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

Orphan

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

Chin

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

Lightsaber

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Cow

Where does a cow take his date?

Answer: To the moooooovies!

Sister

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

Pirate

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

Minecraft

Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.

Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.

Maker

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

Orphan

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

Fan

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.