Movie jokes

Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?

It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.

Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?

"Rap-tures."

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

Where does a cow take his date?

Answer: To the moooooovies!

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father!"

Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...