Movie jokes
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"