#1-watcha doing #2-watching a movie #1-oh I know why because you move-ie
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
Whats and orphans favorite movie? Spiderman: Homecoming
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
Did you hear about the new pixar movie, it's about cancer patients. It's called finding Kemo
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What is cats and dogs's favourite story and movie? Romeow and Drooliet!
Wat is a kisd gajfnjafb movie ?'. A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
What movie do orphans hate most? Way home
what do you call a shitty movie? one that fucking sucks and shits
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of wall street
