Movie jokes
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.