Movie jokes
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Memes
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...