Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
WALL-E
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
