Movie jokes
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
HARHARHAR
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.