Movie jokes
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Batman vs Superman?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
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*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.