Movie jokes
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Memes
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.