Movie jokes
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
WALL-E
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.