Movie jokes
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"