Movie jokes
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
Memes
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."