Movie jokes
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.