Movie jokes
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.