Movie jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Spaceballs: The Joke.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.