Movie jokes

What is King Kong for dinner?

Humans.

I work at a movie studio.

Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.

The team:

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

Where did the cows go to a date?

To the moo-vies!

Why do people hate Velma now?

Because she joined the Dark Side.

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?

Travis Spick-le.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

"Bro is sooooo fine!"

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"