What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Movie Jokes
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
