Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
When Simba was walking too slow, I told him to mufasa.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
