Movie jokes
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."