Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
