Movie

Movie jokes

Jedi

Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

Orphan

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Forehead

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

Nemo

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

Alien

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

People

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

Priest

In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.

Cheese

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Predator

What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.

Star Wars

Star Wars jokes:

Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.

Mufasa

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.