Movie jokes
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Family be like:
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"