Movie jokes
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"