Movie Jokes

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.

Not coming soon!

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

What is the world's strongest material?

The tree that Paul Walker hit.

A meme showing a group of people with their faces photoshopped onto the bodies of The Avengers. The title of the image says "The Offenders" and there is a TikTok handle underneath: @jesusnugget973.

What is Forrest Gump's password?

1forest1

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.

In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.

Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

100% of them are like him!

What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.

Star Wars jokes:

Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.

In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"

A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.

But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?