Movie jokes
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Memes
Family be like:
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.