Movie jokes
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Family be like:
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.