Movie jokes
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.