Movie jokes
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Memes
Family be like:
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.