Movie jokes
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.