Movie jokes
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Family be like:
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"