Movie jokes
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Memes
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.