Movie jokes
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Family be like:
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!