Movie jokes
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Memes
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.