"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
Sexy Hannibal
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so this dummy thinks Hannibal Lecter is hot. Here's the zinger: she wants him to eat her. Get it? Because Hannibal is a cannibal! And based on what I know about you, the only book you've read is a menu!