Movie jokes
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
Megamind.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.