What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
