Movie jokes
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."