Movie jokes
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Memes
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How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.