You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Movie Jokes
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
