Movie jokes
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Memes
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.