Movie jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."