Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies -- let's go to the moovies
Why can't orphans go to movies There Pg 13 movies
Great news for all star wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
kid; I don't want to go to the movies mom; shut your mouth and clean my ROOM
What is a orphins faveriot movie. Home alone
why cat orphans watch sci fi movies?
because they wont understand what the mother ship is
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie? It's always someone you know.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The parent trap
Why the boy couldn't go see the pirate movie? Because it was rated ARRRR.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.
I am sick and tired of horror movies it is always the stupid ones that die first. when you see a guy in a dark bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; Don't scream run.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no-body to go with.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
