Movie

Movie jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Titanic

Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

9/11

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

Dad

What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?

I don't know. I still haven't found them.

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

Flash

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

Rabbit

Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?

It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.

Spider-Man

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Titanic

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.