Movie jokes
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.