Mufasa jokes
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
When Simba was walking too slow, I told him to mufasa.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
