Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
I dare you to smile like a donut did you do it?
What happens to teeth when they go it water
bro I dunno they get wet?
Friend A.Do you like Wendy's?Friend B.Yes why?Friend A.Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
i drip when you take me in the mouth what am i ? ice cream
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth
me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
Do you know wildee?
What's that?
Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
hamLET deez nuts go into your moueth?? 😂😂😂😂😂
Papa: Johnny Johnny Johnny: Yes Papa? Papa: Open wide Johnny: HAHAHA Papa: *unzips pants* Johnny: *crying* No Papa
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
balls in jack, jack has balls in his mouth.
Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Knock knock ? Who’s there? Willis. Willis who? Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!!?!!
what did one nut say to the other nut?
A:candice deez nuts fit in my mouth
This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Roses are red, I like girls from the south, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kids head and farting in his mouth.
