Do you know Candice? Candice dick fit in your mouth!
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
Jack and Jill went upthe hill so Jack could lick Jills Candy. Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because jills real name is randy, and she had no candy just he gave jack a handy.
why are cheetahs the best animals? The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour. A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds. Cheetahs are extremely fast however they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue. Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms. One way to always recognise a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances. Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs. While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day. A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away. Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision. With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight. Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama’s mouth
kid; I don’t want to go to the movies mom; shut your mouth and clean my ROOM
How do you eat a meat?
- you steak it in your mouth
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry. She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldnt hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
why did my mouth say no to buut.because that will be to much sex.
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick but then I realized she hasn’t talkin to me in a month ten remembering I gave her super glue…ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
If You’re In A Roast Battle With A Homophobe And They Are Talking Mad Shit Just Say:
“The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!”
jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy but, jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock and jills real name was randy
Why do feminists eat so much pussy? to get the taste of dick out of their mouths does it cycle now you stupid bitches
What’s the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn’t cry when a gun does off in its mouth
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but If I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Jack and jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jills real name is Randy
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked? That’s what you get for not keeping your mouth shut.