Segma says,"32!" Ligma Says,"And?" Segma says,"Anding deez balls to yur mouth."
One day a man was fixing a car, an he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like "dude, this can't be healthy." But he said "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
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What is long that Paul walker can fit into his mouth. A long black tree.
How do you know when you girlfriend is to young ?
you have to make airoplane noises to get her to open her mouth..
sorry
What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips
Man: Cow milk is drinkable Other man: How do you know that? Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth* Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth
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What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
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What did the dentist say when he looks into a patients mouth?
I C D K
You know what I see?
DICK :0
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
tell an old person to pretend shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see
Whats in a mans mouth when he realizes he's gay
A dick
