Name

jack

jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy but, jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock and jills real name was randy

Jack

Bethan b's brother

Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill’s fanny but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny

Kiss

Peter Griffin

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but If I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

Fish

Anonymous

What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked? That’s what you get for not keeping your mouth shut.

Man

Anonymous 2.0

A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.

Morning

Hoe101

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father & mother went to bed one night and didn’t hear or see Timmy come with them. They all get under the covers Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood curdling scream. “MOMMY WATCH OUT THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!” And he proceeds to say, “DON’T WORRY MOMMY I’LL GET IT!” And he takes his fathers penis in his mouth and chomps down. Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a penis and a gun?

A child doesn’t cry when a gun does off in its mouth

Cry

Chicken Nugget Man

God creates a mosquito :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay… a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird… but okay… God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: shook o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! evil grin Angel: cries Angel: whispers; I’m so sorry…

Name

Anonymous

Jack and jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jills real name is Randy

Man

changeling

there were three men, and two of them died, the last man alive said " that’s two less mouths to feed"

Man

Anonymous

A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, " Dad how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big “dick”? her father replied " honey, you should have watch me last night - it was inside my mouth, does it cycle now?"

Girl

LilBigSncx

Roses are red, I like girls from the south, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kids head and farting in his mouth.

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn’t fit in a titan’s mouth

(Attack on titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

Girlfriend

Hitler

Why didn’t Hitler’s girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth…

Nut

Ball master

Q: you have problems, i think your disease is BOOFA Q: What boofa ? A: boofa deez nuts in yo mouth

Nut

Anonymous

Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

Candy

Christopher

Question: Do you know who candis is? Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth

Wife

Anonymous

Q:what’s 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth A:her dead fetus

Girl

Anonymous

I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry. She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldnt hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.

Saw

Anonymous

how do you saw apple with no mouth a p p l e LMAO

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