Mouth jokes
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.