do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patients mouth?
I C D K
You know what I see?
DICK :0
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
tell an old person to pretend shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see
Whats in a mans mouth when he realizes he's gay
A dick
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth
what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.
what at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth and its more fun if it vibrates ? a toothbrush
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
i am a reverse rapper because i put bars in my mouth
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like “JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES”
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
your mouth looks like it came from the commercials
who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THATS 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
your lips are so big it turns the grand canyon side ways
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
