Mouth jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
A blond and her brunette friend were chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her.
To not be outdone, the blond retorts:
"That's nothing! Once we were in the kitchen, I can't believe I didn't see it coming. One minute I turned, and he just got it all on my face! It was so thick and hard! It covered my mouth, my nose, my shoulders, and eyes. It even got in my hair, and when I looked up at him, all he could say was, 'Whoops! The flower went everywhere!'"
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.