Mouth jokes
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Once upon a time, there was a crow with a piece of cheese in its mouth. Then a fox came, and when he saw the piece of cheese, he tried to trick the crow. He said that the crow's voice was beautiful, and then he said he wanted to hear him sing, so the crow started singing, and then the piece of cheese fell out of his mouth. He said never trust anyone, and then he walked away.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?