Mouth jokes
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.