Mouth jokes
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Memes
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Once upon a time, there was a crow with a piece of cheese in its mouth. Then a fox came, and when he saw the piece of cheese, he tried to trick the crow. He said that the crow's voice was beautiful, and then he said he wanted to hear him sing, so the crow started singing, and then the piece of cheese fell out of his mouth. He said never trust anyone, and then he walked away.
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!