Mouth jokes
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."
So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.
Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...