Mouth Jokes

Wats the difference btwn rapeboats mouth and a sewer? Nuthin they both spout shit.

jack and jill went up to an abanded house jack drank to much and unziped his fly jack said you know you wana jill said no so jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in jills mouth tied her to a bed he riped off her dress and underwere he took off his pants and his underwere to then put on a condum he then put a pill in her mouth and made he swalow one minit later she was asleep he took off her gag and mounded his self on her then stuck his candystick in her mouth next her fanny then his condum broke but he was to drunk to notised 9 month later a babys born and jacks in jail as the father

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a titan's mouth

(Attack on titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

Q: you have problems, i think your disease is BOOFA Q: What boofa ? A: boofa deez nuts in yo mouth

Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big meowth shut.

how do you saw apple with no mouth a p p l e LMAO

How do rappers keep their breath fresh?

With some FRESH BEATS

me: Can I borrow your cd? friend: What cd? me: see deez nuts in yo mouth

why was the toilet angry? because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>

Ooh!I know a joke!<--(papyrus) What is it?<---(Sans) Knock Knoock!<---(Papyrus) Uh..who's there?..<---(Sans) Sans<---(Papyrus) Sans who?<---(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!!NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!<---(Papyrus)

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals or cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth. I'll let u decide

Jesse:do you like my ball Mike :yes they are very big i can’t even fit them in my mouth you bought a new ball right Jesse : no they do not leave me

me: what are we doing in HPE friend: fitness me: fitting deez nuts in your mouth