What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Dick in my mouth
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
