What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
Mortality Jokes
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
He is dead.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said:
"I have good news and bad news."
The wife said: "What's the good news?"
"We managed to save his arm."
"What's the bad news?"
"We couldn't save the rest of him."
Die.
