Mortality jokes
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
God: “Steven, join us.”
Sees the staircase to Heaven.
Steven: “Ahh, fu-”
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."