1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude's grandpa kicked the bucket, right? Other dude asks what kinda cancer got him. But get this: grandpa didn't have cancer at all! He got smoked by a bus! So the dude calls it "bus cancer" like he's making a joke outta tragedy. You wouldn't get it, though. You probably think mayonnaise is spicy.