God: “Steven, join us.”
Sees the staircase to Heaven.
Steven: “Ahh, fu-”
Hawking's Heavenly Problem
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. You think Stephen Hawking can just waltz up a staircase to heaven? The dude was, like, super famous for his theories about the universe, but also, you know, kinda famously stuck in a wheelchair. So, stairs? Not his jam. Get it now, Einstein?
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