Hawking's Heavenly Problem

  • God: “Steven, join us.”

    Sees the staircase to Heaven.

    Steven: “Ahh, fu-”

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, nimrod. You think Stephen Hawking can just waltz up a staircase to heaven? The dude was, like, super famous for his theories about the universe, but also, you know, kinda famously stuck in a wheelchair. So, stairs? Not his jam. Get it now, Einstein?

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