Mortality jokes
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
God: “Steven, join us.”
Sees the staircase to Heaven.
Steven: “Ahh, fu-”