I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
My Failed Suicide Attempt
Explanation
The humor comes from the absurdity of saying you'd never try suicide again because it almost killed you. It's funny because it's a dark topic, but the way it's phrased makes it sound like an everyday experience that was just a bit too dangerous.
Comments (1)
Anonymous
ain't that the point tho?????