Mortality jokes
He is dead.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said:
"I have good news and bad news."
The wife said: "What's the good news?"
"We managed to save his arm."
"What's the bad news?"
"We couldn't save the rest of him."
Die.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.