if a person kills their counselor does that mean that they don't need therapy no more
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves? Buy more earplugs!
What's more stupid than Rapper & Booty jokes?
NOTHING!
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 buckel some more 5,6 nike kicks.
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 open the noor 5,6 nike kicks.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?
They are more open-minded.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
Why is hangman always done in black ink? To make it more realistic
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife? Geico saves you more.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school
It would make these jokes more explosive 🧨
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Yes I have gained weight, I have also gained more brains, do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I get more care packages than Africa
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old. She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence( Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
