What time is it when you’re kids stay home 🏡 from school? Say no more
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the Priest.
I like you you like me let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun Barney’s on the floor no more purple dinosaur 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
who’s more exited then a kid on his birthday?
jimmy savile in a primary school playground.
Roses are red, my blood is too, And i've been seeing it alot more, since i've lost you
You know how we all have different side well I have a sucicidel side (here a bang in the next room) oh well not any more :)
sam ryan, more like sam reddit
What has 2 arms but no legs? A crippled women with no more meaning in her life.
five more days. (this was posted on 9/6)
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women? The National Organization For Women have more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy
They say if viagra lasts more than four hours call the doctor ? I’m just wondering it’s been 6 hours and I’m still hard should I call the doctor or hop on another women
A bully says "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid. Then the gay kid days 10 X 0 is still 0.
One like= more from me to 👊
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul. Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue. And he probably be lookin more blue than me
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code.
Titanics is more bent than a hairline
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )
