Mores jokes
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What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Denise.
What more is there to say?
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.