Mores jokes
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
I get more care packages than Africa.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.