Mores jokes

Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.

Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.

ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.

Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.

Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.

These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.

I saw this little girl crying. I asked her where her parents were. She cried more, man, I love working at an orphanage.

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?

The prostitute can blow you more than once.

Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?

No more tears.

What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?

Russian malls.

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!

Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?

It's called "One More Thyme."

I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

So, I walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies. I stole one, not noticing my mom was behind me.

So my mom said, "Put the cookie back, kid!" and I said I wasn't gonna eat it. Then she said, "Never mind, I'll get your father." So my mom said, "Honey, deal with your son; I'm going to the mall!" And my dad said, "Son, if you're not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!"

So he went into his room, and I heard the belt, and I was going to run, but I knew it would be worse. So he said, "This will be your punishment." As he was getting ready to hit me, I said, "Daddy, no, please, I wasn't gonna eat it!" But he said, "No, you won't change my mind, little boy!" Then he hit me. Thank you for reading! Stay healthy and stay safe in this time. Bye!!! Read more of my jokes; they'll probably be around the website!!

More like so they can fuck him, am I right?

Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.