Mores jokes
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.