Mores jokes
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.