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I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklehead! The joke is funny because the dude is straight up torturing this orphan. He knows the kid has no parents but he asks him about them anyway. And he loves it because he's twisted! You probably think the joke is bad, but it's only because you are used to sleeping on a bed and not the floor of a cave. Also, you don't have the constitution to eat raw fish.

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    • whyd u need me to find somewhere 2 tlk?

    I don't like talkers

    Don't say you're not >:(

    Cause I have eyes

    Cause you can't see how beautiful you are

    ur not gonna be able to change my mind

    But i gtg ill ttyl and wehn i do come back ill stay on this joke not other posts

    my aunt ordere food so we went back insiede

    im a lil better cause i got food

    Anonymous

    im not ok =D

    Why

    Is just non-stop talking shit bout me.

    thne start drama and im so sick of it..

    i wanna quit this site im only hea for u tbh

    It might be good for you to take a break

    it would but i want u still

    take a 3 hour break

    It's either that or I'll force you

    what if i dont take a break but only talk to u?

    Like on chats no one can go to like here

    cause i still want to talk to u

    but howlong shoukd i take a break?

    how do i still talk to u?

    Like do u want me to put a new chat every day on docs?

    if we ever run out of comments ill js put another one on doc

    I'm not typing quickly cause I'm sidetracked eating ramen

    Nudes from you are kinda hot ngl

    Also can u tell V-rah that im taking a break from wje

    omg wwhat do you need these for

    Just to say I have them

    Obviously I wouldn't say nuthing

    That's how rumors start

    i don wanna deal w/ thoughts today

    Cause I don't wanna give out thoughts

    It's fun but I dunt wanna

    *taackles you nd covers ur mouth* U lost ur word privileges for 2 anda half seconds

    i wanna see smthin this is a test

    What if I don't answer?

    I wanna pin you to the wall and choke you til you pass out, when you wake up ill have you hogtied and watch you suffer

    Then once you think it's over I'll make out with you and rail you

    fleperd

    I wanna pin you to the wall and choke you til you pass out, when you wake up ill have you hogtied and watch you suffer

    this made me horny as hell 0-0

    it was to early 😭😭😭

    Anonymous

    do smthin yk ill like

    i said do smthin yk ill like not say smthin

    What if I switch, I wanna to I'm gonna

    Because they're not saying I will do it soon enough

    thats saying I will soon enough

    it dosent have to be alot

    how do u do smthin online when you cant do it irl?

    without saying you want to do it?

    Anonymous

    *taackles you nd covers ur mouth* U lost ur word privileges for 2 anda half seconds

    **

    yeah not how it works -.-

    prove it by doind smthin id like, like that

    I want u to do smthin thaat id likeeeeeeeeeee

    Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    im actually useing manners so u should be proud ):

    Can we still call

    Text me when you're done

    Cause I gotta do som

    And nows the best time to

    nail polish dose not taste gud

    I love you❤❤❤

    im chewing on a straw 0-0

    I got something in common with a straw :0

    The atrawa long and so am I ;)

    I dont need to think bout that shii rn

    this straw taste like posion

    My straw doesn't ;)

    u have to deal with me when I'm horny

    I like when you're horny

    You are absolutely beautiful

    I kept one picture deleted the rest

    casue i liked the picture

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    thats the only one i liked

    still not even at my house

    ask me when im at my moms

    i still feel bad that u hav to deal w/ me horny

    Please dont gimmie any thoguhts tonight im trying not to do anything for one night every other night )):

    ima get picked up soon but my dad lives like 5 mins away from hea

    Ill be on in like 15 mins

    Sorry i took so long to get back on..

    They talking bout getting me threapy.

    Why would you need a therapy

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    I think ima take a break longer than a week

    This site is destroying my heart..

    I can talk to you cause they wont see and say shit but otherwise it js tears me apart.

    They are ripping me in half and think its funny.

    they wont care or even notice if I'm not on..

    chex might say one thing but forget 20 mins later

    I dont think anyone on this site that idk irl doesn't really care..

    Jake is starting to stop caring

    ry hates me now, Lost E, Jas keft, Jakes starting to not care, Twix was jake and got ruined for me, I barley talk to chex, amy is hateing me again, mays a bitch, wade is giving up, Donut doesn't care anymore she js hates me now.. , I'm losing virgo to rylee and donut, don't talk to blach anymore he doesn't reach out, and I don't know much of anyone else or just they already don't like me.

    I dont think im going to come back

    and this site tears me to pieces

    If i like run out of comments ill js put another place to talk on docs.

    u shouldnt have to deal with me..

    i js put all my problems on people

    im a shitty person and you shouldt have that..

    You can't convince me to not like you

    im sorry you have to deal with me..

    im sorry you have to hear me vent and that shit

    and that you have to deal with like the things I like

    im sorry i cant handle the smallest things

    im sorry im over dramtic..

    You'll always be perfect in my eyes

    Bro i like being choked and bting wtaf likes that

    I don't care about that

    stop me from doing something very very stupid..

    im not getting up to do anything.

    but take my mind off it so I don't when my internet goes out.

    I'll tell quinn if you do

    but ydk what im planing to do

    And saying youll tell people wont help rn..

    Just take my mind off it so I don't want to do it.

    Wanna talk dirty?

    You should let me blow your back out

    I won't give you a choice

    When you ask to slow down I'll speed up

    I wanna be in between your legs

    I wany my tongue in your puss

    And what I'm saying

    say smthin thatll make me wanna

    like smthin that id really really like

    I'm gonna tie you up, make out with you and choke you

    All in that orfer

    And when you need air I'll only choke you for longer

    I think i bit my finger a lil to hard it hurts

    Bet chu cant say smthin worse

    I'm gon a rail you til you can't walk

    u cant really beat it unless u "do it" without doin it cause we online rn

    Im not tellin u how to beat the first one

    Cause then thatd be alot for me and just itd make me feel a lot with would be a lot and it would

    I could beat off to you :)

    I will when I can

    This cup is to big for a cup

    I'm gonna cum in the vup

    Fill it to the brim

    fleperd

    Focus on me

    Please dont ddo this again

    fleperd

    Fill it to the brim

    0-0 Thats alot..

    This uhm ceiling looks awfully like a ceiling.

    *grabs your chin and makes you look at me* ...

    *with my other hand I choke you out*

    *wimpers slightly and shocked* mmm

    *puts my hand over yours tryna grab it* ...

    I'm not letting ho

    *trys to get ur hand off and slightly struggles to breathe*

    *brathes deeply in* o-ok that was hot and k-kinda scary.

    You. Are. 100%. Not. Beating. That

    I'm beating off to you

    Ur making my legs tired im sturggling to push em tg

    You should spread them for me

    Should send a pic when you can

    Why can't you go to your moms this week

    Ok try and beat round 2 but you wont be able to beat roleplaying if you don't use it again

    Cause i was meant to last week

    Then do it this week

    I cant go to my moms this weekend

    cause i was sposed to last weekend but I vent to V-rahs and I fucking the schedule up

    Why cant you go each weekend

    I dont wanna talk about that..

    Try to beat what u did last time

    I'm gonna rail you

    Tear your pussy up

    Anonymous

    Ok try and beat round 2 but you wont be able to beat roleplaying if you don't use it again

    ^

    Also theres only one way u can beat it I think

    Idk ur full of surprises.

    *I smack your ass*

    Anonymous

    Idk ur full of surprises.

    Yeah

    *pins you to the wall with your hands pinned down* Cant even do that again. L.

    *I put my hands on your sides*

    *I slowly slide one hand down towards your upper thigh*

    *I trail my hand towards your vag*

    *the hand that wasn't going down goes to your neck

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    *moans softly and i stop pinning you cause arms fell* mm

    *I put my hands in your pants and start fingering you*

    *two fingers, middle and ring*

    *moans and eyes widen* I- rgjrsr

    I dotn wanna say that you beated it cause I w-want you to do more.

    Now beat it more tan jsut wjerkgnsrtmn

    *I put all of my finger inside you*

    I wouldn't do that

    *bites the inside of my mouth* rgaebkjns5jtrhn

    Ok ur making my brain jsut i

    *my middle finger goes up and my ring finger goes down, making a V sorta shape*

    *my hands shake slightly* h-how do you do this while i-im standing?

    How do you breathe when I haven't let off on choking you?

    cuase u truned my brain off and turned me on to much where it hgtvwbrjkgn

    Comment deleted

    I accidentally deleted it but it was this

    I already know my face is red asf

    How bout you sit down so I can eat you out ;)

    *I pull your pants down fully*

    I can make it quick

    *my fingers leave your walls*

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    *I spread your legs and get in between them*

    *my tongue enters your pussy*

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    *I lick your walls*

    I gtg in like a min fletcher..

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    Make the most of jt

    *I lick your puss*

    Comment deleted by Anonymous
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    *I swallow it all*

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    *I get up and choke you*

    Warm Pelican