Monkey jokes

Michael Jackson

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

Package

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A monkey with a concerned look on its face, with the text 'YOUR "PACKAGE" "CAME" IN THE "MALE"...?' overlayed on the image.

Spongebob

Anonymous · 1 year ago

herion monkey got his own mincraft skin

A Minecraft character skin depicting SpongeBob SquarePants wearing a green pinstripe suit, a green tie, and a matching green fedora. Below the image, the text 'SpongeBobCEO', '64x64', '151', and '96' are visible, indicating details about the skin.

Variation

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

heroin monkey rare variation

A digital artwork depicts Spongebob Squarepants as a gangster. He is wearing a red pinstripe suit and a matching fedora with a camouflage band. He has a large ring on his finger and is holding a fan of pink banknotes.

Search result

R3Y · 2 years ago

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

HIV

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 4 years ago

Monke

Birthday

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A close-up of a monkey's face with big eyes and a slight smile. Text overlay says, "WHEN PEOPLE SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOU JUST SIT THERE LIKE..."

Comparison

𝓔𝔂𝓮𝓼𝓪𝓬𝓴👁️👄👁️💰 · 2 years ago

That one

On the left side, a person is shown making a surprised face with a slightly open mouth. On the right side, Curious George, a cartoon monkey, is peeling a banana.

Shoulder

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A monkey is seen on a person's shoulders. The monkey is using its hands to hold onto the person's face. The person is smiling and wearing sunglasses.

John Cena

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A picture of John Cena in a red cap and shirt, making a gesture with his left hand.

Adderall

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A drawing shows a monkey sitting in a "restraint chair" hooked up to tubes that deliver "drum n bass" and "iced coffee" to his brain. The monkey is also given "adderall" and a beer, "Miller High Life". He has a plate of "crab rangoon sustenance" in front of him. The monkey's hand is placed on a "response bar" facing the screen labelled "Twitter".

Crime

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

Cartoon drawing of Dora the Explorer and Boots the monkey. Text above them reads, "Be gay". Text below them reads, "Do crime."

King

R3Y · 1 year ago

A cartoonish drawing of Monkey D Luffy from One Piece with a dark skin tone and dreadlocks, wearing his signature straw hat, red vest, and blue pants. Text above him reads "Mi like Monkey D Luffy, buh. Instead ah king ah pirates mi gwine bi di king ah WJE."

9/11

Willy b · 1 year ago

An image of the World Trade Center's Twin Towers on September 11, 2001, with an explosion visible in the left tower and smoke billowing from both. A small, brown monkey emoji is positioned near the top of the left tower. White text at the top left reads "he's gunna jump", and yellow text at the bottom right says "do a flip". The bottom also shows "mememaker.ai".

Leader

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a social media exchange under the question "US recession in 2025?" One user accuses Trump of being a traitor, another asks why they haven't made any bets. The user replies that they are from North Korea where gambling is forbidden. Another user then says that because of that user's comment about their "supreme leader", the user will be executed.

Meme

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

HOWWW

The image shows the text "Heroin Monkey", followed by "illegal meme dealer", "#fuckcosmo", "#wadeformodagain", "MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE", and "im an 8 year old boy" displayed against a dark green background. There are also a lot of randomly arranged symbols and characters, such as "@" and "%" surrounding the central text.

FBI

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image macro with text over a scene from the movie 'Kung Fu Panda' featuring Master Oogway. The top text describes a highly specific and bizarre scenario: 'When the FBI kicks down your door while you beating your meat to the 500 terabytes of polygender midget furry austismic monkey porn that you stole'. The bottom text, which is the character's line, reads: 'My time has come'.

Ball

what’s dudeese · 8 months ago

A social media post with the text "my balls itch" accompanied by a close-up image of a young orangutan with a weary, deadpan expression.

Meme

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

no fucking goddamn way

Case

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A list of documented cases of feral children including primates, wolves, dogs, bears, sheep, cattle, goats, and ostriches. The list ends with: 3.9 Raised by the French.

Monkey memes

Community talk

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2 months ago

Talk to me ypu monkiws

Shitpost master-general

10 months ago

Happy New Year to just Heroin Monkey in specific!

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

1 year ago

Hi guys, im sorry about how i reacted yesterday but like i genuinely was close to throwing up and yh. i think that im probably gonna leave the site now coz ive realized that not just from yesterday but from a few things that im probably still not mature enough. Im sorry jake for constalty shouting at you abt like calling me young and stuff. im sorry herion monkey for always giving you shit . im sorry cosmo for making you hate me. im sorry mal for calling you a btich yesterday. im sorry guys. i might come back in another year and a half ? love yall bye

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