Ape jokes
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Monky.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
Alya?
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.