Ape jokes
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Only Trolls movie I’ll watch
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Monky.
