What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
AP Chemistry
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris? Ape suzettes.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
How did gertie gorilla make the playboy magazine? She was ape-ril!
What's big black and touches children?
Harambe
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What is monkeys favorite position? Donkey Kong
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees? A meringue-atang
Whats the diffrence betwwen an apple and a orphan? Apes get picked
Knock knock Who's there? I did ap. I did ap who ( I did a poo ) EEWW you did a poo???
You never told me you were part orangutan, have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
monky