Ape jokes
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Monky.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
