Ape jokes
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
AP Chemistry.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?