Ape jokes
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Monky.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.