Ape

Ape Jokes

Tarzan

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

Mama

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

Insult

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

Tree

What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?

A meringue-atang.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

Poo

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I did ap.

I did ap who? (I did a poo)

EEWW you did a poo???

Orangutan

You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?