Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
What do humans and monkeys have in common... they both hang from trees
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.