Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account prime mates
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Your forehead is so big a whole jungle grew on it.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
What do humans and monkeys have in common... they both hang from trees
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.
3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren't that heartless so we'll let you choose your deaths." So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said "Viva la France" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said "For the queen" and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
