How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because my and the gorilla had too much to drink.
What is monkeys favorite position? Donkey Kong
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
Monkey:What ya doing Other monkey:Just you know "Hanging around"
Bad joke right i just can't think of something amazing it's like my brain is "Hanging"
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana? Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What do humans and monkeys have in common... they both hang from trees
Monkey monkey monkey monkey
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
Caesar salad jack and jill little johny koala Zebra monkey vegetables bus baa bus
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey? A: Furious George!
What do you call a monkey in a mine field? BaBOOM
