Search Result Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Google

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

Body

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

Memes

Maurice

A close-up screenshot of a computer screen showing a search result for 'who fought ww2'. The result count is 'About 72,300,000 results (1.20 seconds)'. Below that, it displays 'Axis Powers of WW2' followed by four images with labels below them. From left to right: the flag of Japan with the label 'Japan', the flag of Germany with the label 'Germany', a picture of the cartoon character Maurice (a ring-tailed lemur wearing a suit) with the label 'Maurice', and the flag of Italy with the label 'Italy'.

Search result memes

Wildfire

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

Lighter

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

Search history

If I die, delete my search history.

Existence

Humanity.

Memes

Google

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

Sigma

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Classic

A screenshot of a Google search results page. The search bar at the top displays the query 'american literature classics'. Below, sponsored results are shown. The first result is a book cover titled 'THE SIGMA MALE BIBLE' by John Russel, featuring a white wolf. Below the title, the tagline reads 'Unleash The Lone Wolf And Master The Sigma Grindset To Achieve Success'. The second result is a book cover titled 'WHEN THE Side N***** CATCH FEELINGS' by National Bestselling Author Jessica N. Watkins, depicting a dark-skinned man with a beard looking away from a woman peering over his shoulder. A third partially visible book cover on the far right is titled 'THE SOUTH WAS RIGHT!'

Video Game

care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at

The image shows a text box that contains the text "Explain Bear. Alright, listen up, you smoothbrain. You're here 'cause you don't know that Doom Eternal is a first-person shooter, not a driving game. There ain't no cars to customize, see? The image shows a search result mixin' up Doom Eternal with GTA. The car customization is a GTA thing. You got it? You just mixed up two different video games."

Playstation

Bro im 15 why do i feel so fucking old 😭

The image shows a screenshot of search results indicating the release dates for PlayStation 3, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4. Below is a shot of a man looking displeased, which implies aging.

Search result memes