Adderall jokes

What is a snake's favorite drug?

Adder-all.

Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.

What meds do snakes with ADHD take?

Adder-all.

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

*having sex on lexapro*

Her: Cum for me, baby!

Me: I'm trying!

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...