Adderall jokes

What meds do snakes with ADHD take?

Adder-all.

Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.

What is a snake's favorite drug?

Adder-all.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.